lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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