I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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