omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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