Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
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