But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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