she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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