Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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