that's an acceptable place to lick
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Houston, we have a blender
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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