LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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