bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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