Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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