I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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