im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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