dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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