why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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