It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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