whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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