His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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