About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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