Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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