i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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