Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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