how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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