I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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