I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
These tits shall not be calmed
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
