She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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