if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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