I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Randomize
