This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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