dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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