Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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