Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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