no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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