I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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