my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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