My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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