Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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