just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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