I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
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