ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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