what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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