kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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