We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Slut skills are useful in every country.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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