I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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