we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
She's JV to your varsity
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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