Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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