So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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