your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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