You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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