I think I died a long time ago.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Randomize
