He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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